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    just like wank club

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    Hugh, if we do this distance-off thing.....would you mind wearing some sheer see-thru undies?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    yeah yeah....I have the coke can dick, I've been told. Never heard anyone say it was small, only complaints of not being able to walk properly the next day


    Quote Originally Posted by Acid Trip View Post
    You do lines of coke off dicks? That's hardcore shit right there Hal.
    No AT, he just means that it will fit the opening of the can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Im old now, my loads crawl out
    pssst, it's all about the prostate gland


    if you loads are sleepy, just ram 9 inches of a broomstick or some other handy household appliance up your ass. Guaranteed geyser

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    I don't have any. and I'm not buying any.... but if you send me them, I'll wear them

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    No AT, he just means that it will fit the opening of the can.
    I missed you....














    next time it's going right in your eye or your hair

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    NOT THE HAIR!!!

    oh, the memories

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    and then lance turned up....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    and then lance turned up....

    Says the guy that wants to have a wank-off with other guys

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    the thread is about penis length.....cum shot distance is just a by-product, every man is different


    One girl told me this years ago - You guys are so hung up on your cock size...here's the truth: If we can feel you in there, that's great. If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps) and if you're doing it right, it doesn't matter how big your cock is, I've gotten off with my finger a million times.


    it gave me hope

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    yeah yeah....I have the coke can dick, I've been told. Never heard anyone say it was small, only complaints of not being able to walk properly the next day


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    next time it's going right in your eye or your hair
    Sure you can aim that far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    Says the guy that wants to have a wank-off with other guys
    never said I wanted one.... just said I'd have a ejaculate distance-off with anyone here, cos I shoot like a motherfuckin.... thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    got my leather jacket in my car the other night...pics?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post


    the chick I was with this past Saturday (IN MY CAR JEZ..) Said her last b/f was like that...wasn't sure if he even came so she called him Sluggo

    :truestory:
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    NOT THE HAIR!!!

    oh, the memories
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    the thread is about penis length.....cum shot distance is just a by-product, every man is different


    One girl told me this years ago - You guys are so hung up on your cock size...here's the truth: If we can feel you in there, that's great. If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps) and if you're doing it right, it doesn't matter how big your cock is, I've gotten off with my finger a million times.


    it gave me hope
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    never said I wanted one.... just said I'd have a ejaculate distance-off with anyone here, cos I shoot like a motherfuckin.... thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    If you can count past 20, that's even better (referring to strokes or pumps)
    *Picture Hal looking like he's having a fit on top of a girl*

    "I made it to 26 that time!"

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