A Guide to Looting When the SHTF (And Your Counter-Strategies)

[Hugh_Janus]

fuck that, man.... I'll be all stealth mode with my knife, cutting muthafuckers

[Teh One Who Knocks]

fuck that, man.... I'll be all stealth mode with my knife, cutting muthafuckers

And I'll be on my roof with a sniper rifle picking off all you people thinking you are being all stealth

[Hugh_Janus]

you've got a sniper rifle too?

anyway.... you wouldn't see me. I'll be in the sewer tunnel, breaking into your apartment block, creeping up the stairs with my ninja shoes.... then I'd knock on your door and shout "ramen noodles for sale" and before you'd know it HA-YA! Y'all be in itty bitty pieces

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I won't fall for the ramen noodles trick

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And then it would be BOOM! Head shot!

[Muddy]

You cant kill nobody with your ol' pop gun fingers..

[Godfather]

Cool post

I'm personally a big fan of Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide

Some great, hilarious but seemingly solid advice for when the Zombie Apocalypse hits.

[Hugh_Janus]

I won't fall for the ramen noodles trick

you say that now....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you say that now....

[Hal-9000]

"ramen noodles for sale"

ffs mush

[DemonGeminiX]

Cool post

I'm personally a big fan of Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide

Some great, hilarious but seemingly solid advice for when the Zombie Apocalypse hits.

I need to pick that up. I have World War Z, but as I've stated elsewhere, I have yet to start it.

[Hugh_Janus]

the box of noodles?

onl after the zombie apocalypse