Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Lindsay Lohan Might Teach Acting Classes at Homeless Shelter

  1. #1
    Shelter Dweller
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    1,464
    vCash
    3000
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Good News Lindsay Lohan Might Teach Acting Classes at Homeless Shelter

    Lindsay Lohan Might Teach Acting Classes at Homeless Shelter

    Thursday, 28 Apr 2011, 7:39 AM EDT

    By NewsCore



    LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan might teach acting classes at the Los Angeles homeless shelter where she was ordered to do community service, TMZ reported Thursday.

    The Los Angeles Downtown Women's Center, which looks after homeless women, runs a theater workshop and wants Lohan to share her acting talents.

    A spokesperson for the center said the staff was "extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week."

    The workshop, which is called Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling, or DIVAS, includes around 15 women who meet for two hours each week to learn how to express themselves through performing.

    Sources said Lohan was interested in the program, adding that the troubled actress believed it would be "a perfect fit for her community service."

    Lohan was sentenced in a Los Angeles court this month to 120 days in jail and ordered to serve 480 hours of community service as a result of a probation violation related to the alleged theft of a necklace from a jewelry store.

    She was ordered to 360 hours at the homeless shelter and 120 hours of janitorial work at the Los Angeles County morgue.

    The actress was released on bail and planning an appeal against her sentence.



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/27/lindsa...unity-service/

    ___________________________________________

    We all know what a great actress she is! Just look at how she's managed to stay out of trouble by making judges feel sorry for her!

  2. #2
    Take Box B DemonGeminiX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Bum Fuck Egypt, East Jabip
    Posts
    64,807
    vCash
    27021
    Mentioned
    25 Post(s)
    Thanks
    45,043
    Thanked 16,893 Times in 11,968 Posts
    Because she's such a fabulous actress with so much wisdom to impart.


  3. #3
    transracial Hal-9000's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    On the Discovery
    Posts
    92,173
    vCash
    1000
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Thanks
    5,799
    Thanked 11,836 Times in 8,175 Posts





  4. #4
    call me, maybe? Joebob034's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    The D
    Posts
    4,045
    vCash
    2866
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Thanks
    50
    Thanked 81 Times in 66 Posts
    maybe she should take some acting classes first


    I am fixed

    "Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."

  5. #5
    Now extra seepy . . . Deepsepia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Sasquatch country
    Posts
    926
    vCash
    3000
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    I think there are lots of valuable things she can teach

    "And so, when they say 'Hey put that back', you say 'I was just trying it on', and you should make a sad face, so they think you didn't mean to steal it. That's acting"

    Oh, and I hate stupid names that are concocted just to make an even stupider acronym, and I think we have an all-time winner:
    The workshop, which is called Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling, or DIVAS,
    "authentic", mm hmmm . . . just like their tits . . .

  6. #6
    Basement Dweller Godfather's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    16,821
    vCash
    13129
    Mentioned
    28 Post(s)
    Thanks
    4,306
    Thanked 6,771 Times in 4,010 Posts
    Wow....


    So how long is she going to be sentenced this time for abusing homeless people?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •