I dont buy this whole immaculate conception biz..
I dont buy this whole immaculate conception biz..
"Mom, I'm pregnant, but it's not Joe's kid. It must be God's."Originally Posted by Muddy
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
she played the field...they just don't put that stuff in the Bible
She was a slut of biblical proportions?
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Ummmm, I better spoiler this one.
NSFW I suppose.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
I remember when Harp got that tattooed on his back
RBP (03-05-2015)
it was made up by "the church"
Jesus said we're all like him, referring to "special abilities"
but that's inconvenient for the church, who wants a flock of sheep to have follow them, not a mass of would be gods, if they only knew how to get there.
big J had it right in having the opportunity to study egyptian esoteric practices
but that also causes a problem for the church, because him being gods son was the whole entire reason to abandon every other religion in the first place.
plus if someone else was going around healing leprosy - its just easier to make a collection of people believe that fantastic shit is super natural, and not entirely natural. easier to correlate fantastic healings not normally seen with some other unnatural concept, make it all supernatural and then its all myth and conjecture and....well, you cant even call it bullshit, because a lot of it is straight up lies.
the fact that almost everything that was written, was written like 60, 70 years later, basically makes the entire new testament some bunch of made up hearsay.
and the old testament is just Enlil's bastardization of the Annunaki origins, excluding all other 'gods and deities.'
The mob answers, "Every single one of us gods has declared war!"
mind what Zeus' words were in Wrath of the Titans wrt what offerings mean to deities.
Last edited by FBD; 03-07-2015 at 07:35 PM.
to touch on the above...most of the original Bible stories were passed by word of mouth...for almost 300 years at one point.
Then someone decided they should do a Reddit page and collect all of the stories and and parables in one place. So depending on which branch of Christianity you follow and old or new testament, what you're really reading is man's take on events that did or didn't occur, depending on the witness/disciple/storyteller...reporter of the time.
JC could have been one the best confidence men in the last 2500 years convincing folks that paganism and non belief were to be cast aside and this 'new' way is what people should do.
I've always admired Jesus because the Romans of the time weren't exactly compassionate when it came to people spreading dogma that disagreed with commonly held beliefs. As in - Oh, you want to passively spread word about your one God? No problemo, here...we've set up a balcony for you on this cross-like structure. Please hold your arms up and we'll measure for comfort
don't fuck up Jesus for me too
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