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    Weird Taken by a T-Rex, ravished by a raptor... Is the world ready for Dinosaur erotica?

    By Katy Winter - The Daily Mail




    If you thought Fifty Shades and Harry Potter porn pushed the boundaries of good taste, then prepare to be shocked.

    Dinosaur erotica looks set to be the latest niche craze in the world of sexy fiction as a trio of books on the topic is released to buy for the Kindle.

    The naughty novels, with titles such as Running From The Raptor and Taken by the T-Rex focus on the fantasy of helpless young women being attacked and seduced by dinosaurs.

    Jezebel reports that the books, which are short stories of no more than 20 pages long, are the work of two authors, Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, who also write dragon, orc and weretiger erotica.

    The books, which are available to buy on Amazon, state in their seller description: ’Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica.’

    The book covers feature a scantily dressed young woman gazing lustfully out from some wild scene, with a dinosaur lurking sinisterly - or sexily, if that's your thing - in the background.

    The dinosaur porn imagines a world where humans and dinosaurs existed together.

    For the tale of In the Velociraptor’s Nest the protagonist Azog is a cavewoman, under appreciated in her tribe.

    The synopsis says: ‘The cavemen treat her like a piece a meat. Azog cannot resist unless she proves herself as a hunter.

    ‘When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe.

    ‘That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave. Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.’

    The dinosaur stories come in the wake of a flurry of unusual porn genres, which have flourished thanks to the Kindle.

    The success of EL James's Fifty Shades trilogy was put down largely to the fact that women could download the books to their e-reader, thus preventing them the embarrassment of buying the books and reading them in public.

    Sims and Branwen's books are books are available to download from Amazon to the Kindle.


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    hahahaha wtf did this come out of japan?

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    Oh for gods sake.

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    I suggest these titles...

    Rogered by the Raptor
    (for those who like it rough)

    Titilated by the Triceratops this is the novel for the timid ones who haven't quite committed to dino-porn or whatever they're calling this weirdness.

    Sexed by the Stegasaurus

    Geez...I've been married for 11 years and regular ol' people sex is still OK by me...never understood the need to venture or even contemplate venturing outside ones species. Oh well (pun intended), different strokes for different folks as they say.
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    Fisted by the Ferganasaurus

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    Fisted by the Ferganasaurus
    Ooooh, brainy!!! And quite fatal I'd think.

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    Fabulous Faggotry & Frolicking with the Fabrosaurus



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    ^^^

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