Just had some terrible news from the US. It seems my best mate was in Los Angeles and has suddenly died of natural causes. Or gunshot wounds as they're known over there.
Just had some terrible news from the US. It seems my best mate was in Los Angeles and has suddenly died of natural causes. Or gunshot wounds as they're known over there.
KevinD (12-08-2020)
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything. His friend replies "That's great. Did you get a blow job?" Oh, no... I never found her head".
KevinD (01-22-2021)
Last night I was sitting browsing the web on the PC, when the wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. "Oh, I'm just looking around for some cheap flights". I replied. She got all excited, smiled widely and then came over to my desk, got on her knees, undid my zip, and gave me a tremendous blowie! Don't ask me why though. I can't work out why she's so interested in darts all of a sudden.
FBD (01-02-2024)
As I arrived at the prison showers, I realised I'd forgotten my soap. However, I was amazed at the number of bars of soap left abandoned on the shower room floor for no apparent reason. "Well, I'll be buggered" I thought.
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DemonGeminiX (01-23-2021), lost in melb. (01-23-2021)
DemonGeminiX (12-18-2023), FBD (01-02-2024), lost in melb. (12-18-2023)
If there’s an apple above, there’s a banana below!
Last edited by FBD; 01-10-2024 at 04:17 PM.
ouch