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    Just had some terrible news from the US. It seems my best mate was in Los Angeles and has suddenly died of natural causes. Or gunshot wounds as they're known over there.

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    A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything. His friend replies "That's great. Did you get a blow job?" Oh, no... I never found her head".

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    Last night I was sitting browsing the web on the PC, when the wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. "Oh, I'm just looking around for some cheap flights". I replied. She got all excited, smiled widely and then came over to my desk, got on her knees, undid my zip, and gave me a tremendous blowie! Don't ask me why though. I can't work out why she's so interested in darts all of a sudden.

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    As I arrived at the prison showers, I realised I'd forgotten my soap. However, I was amazed at the number of bars of soap left abandoned on the shower room floor for no apparent reason. "Well, I'll be buggered" I thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBD View Post
    Why is this offensive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Why is this offensive?
    you know about the coin clipping scandal, yes? and this is why we have ridges on most coins?

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    ouch


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    Quote Originally Posted by FBD View Post
    you know about the coin clipping scandal, yes? and this is why we have ridges on most coins?
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Yes

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