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    Shocking Time to be Offensive.....again!

    What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

    Half a cat.

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    What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?

    Fire.

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    Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

    A: One, but you have to throw it really hard.

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    Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

    A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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    Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

    A: Because it was dead.




    Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

    A: Because it was stapled to the koala.




    Q: Why did the tree fall over?

    A: The koala never let go.




    Q: Why did the kangaroo die?

    A: Because the koala landed on it.

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    How do you get a goth out of a tree?

    Cut the rope.

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    Q: What did the deaf dumb blind kid get for christmas

    A: A pinball machine

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    Q: Whats black and blue and scared of me

    A: The 8 year old in my closet

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    Q: What's the difference between an abo bloke and a park bench?

    A: A park bench can support a family.

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    I met a girl last week who said she wanted to be treated like a princess, so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove it into a tunnel wall.

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    Q: What do you do if you see a paki run at you with half a head?

    A: Stop laughing and reload.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post
    Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

    A: Because it was dead.




    Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

    A: Because it was stapled to the koala.




    Q: Why did the tree fall over?

    A: The koala never let go.




    Q: Why did the kangaroo die?

    A: Because the koala landed on it.

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    Today's Ebonics Word of the Day from the Public School System:

    Omelette


    Let's use it in a sentence:


    "I should pop a cap in yo ass fo' what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

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    What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?



    You can't empty the truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork

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    I saw a woman in the supermarket, struggling to control her kids. She looked really stressed. Then she accidently knocked over and smashed a bottle of milk.

    She dropped to her knees and burst into tears, surrounded by spilled milk. It reminded me of something my dad used to say to my mum, so I walked over to her and said;

    "Get a fucking grip, you stupid bitch."

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