Quote Originally Posted by St. George View Post
My little lad asked me what the difference was between a vagina and a cunt.
I said "your mum's upstairs having a lie down. We'll go up later and I'll show you". We went into the room and I peeled back the duvet and pointed at between her legs. "See son that's a vagina". "Oooh" he said, "can we touch it?"
"No you can't you'll wake the cunt up"
Oh man, that's so bad