So...
Blacks are the best runners..
Whites are the best swimmers..
And the polar icecaps are melting....
Evolution at work.
So...
Blacks are the best runners..
Whites are the best swimmers..
And the polar icecaps are melting....
Evolution at work.
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
She nearly took my fucking eye out.
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
She nearly took my fucking eye out.
DemonGeminiX (09-08-2012)
Just been watching Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be ok by Monday.
The wife came out of the bathroom and said "I have just shaved my pussy and you know what that means don't you...?" I said "Yeah... the fuck'n drain is blocked again!"
LOL!Originally Posted by The Monk
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
A man says to his wife "I had a wet dream about you last night". "Aww did you?" the wife replies. "Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing"
DemonGeminiX (09-21-2012)
Dear Abbie, I was watching my next door neighbour's 14 year old daughter sunbathing from my bedroom window. The sight got too much for me and I started knocking one out. I had just finished and was wiping my knob on the curtains when I noticed my wife standing in the bedroom door. She had watched me from start to finish without saying a word. Is she a pervert?
A Pakistani woman was sexually assaulted yesterday. Police are still trying to find a motive.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver".
I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver".
The wife and I were lying in bed this morning when she said she thought the romance had gone out of our marriage. I wish she wouldn't disturb me when I'm having a wank.
The girlfriend told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
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