A midwife had just delivered a baby and turned to the mother and said. "I've got some good news and some bad news for you. The bad is your baby is ginger, the good news is it's stillborn".
A midwife had just delivered a baby and turned to the mother and said. "I've got some good news and some bad news for you. The bad is your baby is ginger, the good news is it's stillborn".
A wise man once told me to ignore anything that comes out of a woman's mouth, unless it needs wiping and putting back in your pants.
The correct use of capitalisation is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
When wanting to go out, the wife walked in as I was blow drying the pubes and asked what I was doing.
...She didn't appreciate that I was warming her dinner
I waited until we were alone in the church before approaching him. "Father?" I said causing him to turn and look at me. "I'm sure you won't remember me Father, but 20 years ago I was one of the altar boys you brutally abused". I could see immediate panic and shame in his eyes as he struggled to find words "I... I don't know". "Save it Father" I said unbuckling my trousers "It's payback time". "Please... no." he pleaded. "On your knees, Father" I commanded "or I go to the authorities and you'll be ruined!" As he slowly sunk to the floor in resignation, I felt a satisfied grin forming on my face. I'd never met the old cunt before, but I've found it's an almost sure fire way of getting a free blowjob.
Sorry mate no I'm not happy with that
Last edited by redred; 12-15-2012 at 09:49 PM.
What the hell is wrong with you? That was utterly disgusting, you asshole. Be glad Red got to you before I did.
So help me God, if I see anyone else posting anything mocking this tragedy, I will personally ban you for a month. I don't care who you are or how long I've known you. This tragedy is off limits. No exceptions. Don't any of you dare test me.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
probably best to change the title to not too offensive then?
What the hell are you both talking about.....???
This is a thread to be offensive, if you didn't like my post don't come here to be offended as that is the purpose of this thread.....
The picture is gone and staying gone nothing to do with being offensive its about showing respect for 20 children and 7 adults that have died
Last time I looked, this site belongs to me and Goof and we have a staff to enforce the rules as we and they see fit. You don't like it, you are more than welcome to go elsewhere. End of discussion.Originally Posted by The Monk
DemonGeminiX (12-17-2012), Goofy (12-17-2012)
It wasn't your post. Red removed the pic in the post after yours.
Thank you Pony - from the tone of the above it appeared I was being blamed for something I was not aware of.
Note to Moderators: If you are going to remove a post, how about substituting a graphic stating "Post Removed" or similar. I got the impression you were having a go at me as mine was the post directly above the comment from Hugh_janus...
ok monk point taken
i would have thought you'd seen i edited hugh's post as it stated it on the bottom of it but hey , and i hope you understand the reason why i had to remove the picture regardless of the nature of this thread
ok monk point taken
i would have thought you'd seen i edited hugh's post as it stated it on the bottom of it but hey , and i hope you understand the reason why i had to remove the picture regardless of the nature of this thread
I hadn't seen it but if it concerned the US massacre, I certainly understand.
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