My wife complained that I'm prone to exaggeration. I was so shocked at her accusation I nearly tripped over my dick.
My wife complained that I'm prone to exaggeration. I was so shocked at her accusation I nearly tripped over my dick.
RBP (04-21-2014)
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be a lot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to..
RBP (04-21-2014)
Gay marriage legalised in England and Wales.
For those of you confused about the idea, it's like normal marriage but with blowjobs, anal and fewer arguments about who left the toilet seat up.
Of course homosexuality is a type of mental illness.
Why else would they have fought so hard for the right to get married?
RBP (04-21-2014)
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
BANG BANG BANG BANG... "Oscar."
Note to self: If you come home after work and your wife greets you saying she got a massive pay raise from her boss at work, remember to not kiss her on the lips.
RBP (04-21-2014)
When Jesus was getting crucified, I wonder if he thought -
"I bet this will look good on a necklace one day."
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
Comment at the site where I found ^^^^
That jokes are so dark, they're not welcome at the Clippers games.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
RBP (06-22-2014)
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
RBP (05-02-2014)
Two Pakis have fallen down an old well outside my house.
It's a dreadful situation: they're screaming and I can't get cement delivered until tomorrow.
DemonGeminiX (06-04-2014), Fodster (06-02-2014), RBP (06-05-2014)
If woman really do like a man with confidence, how come they always run away screaming when I approach them with my cock out?
DemonGeminiX (06-04-2014), Fodster (06-02-2014)
How does a black woman know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon, the cotton's been picked.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
RBP (06-05-2014)
The Rock posts, holy crap
I laughed hard at the paralympic one
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