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    Abdul says to his wife

    "How about a shag?"

    "Don't you think were getting a bit too old for that now?" she replied,

    "Yeah, I suppose you're right," he said. "After all, I'm nearly sixty and you'll be fourteen soon."

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    Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?

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    When my 15 year old said that the stain on her dress was 'Johnson's Baby Lotion', I didn't think anything of it at the time, officer

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    What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
     

    You only need one nail to hang up the picture.


    What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
     
    The look on their faces when they're getting nailed.






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    What do you call 10 black men hanging in a barn?



     
    Outdated farm equipment

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    I was going to say
     
    a good start






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    One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon". "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection". "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis". "Anal sex?" "Diarrhoea". "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing... and she's got worms".

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    It was posted under "Some girls never learn". Wow. Ummmmmm
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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