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    I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's ass, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy Ming, and said "Are you going to eat that?" "Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted. "No! That" she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.

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    There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine.

    Camera man, light and sound technician, make up artist, or even production manager.

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    My favorite sexual position is the JFK.

    I splatter all over her while she's screaming and trying to get out of the car.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post
    I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's ass, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy Ming, and said "Are you going to eat that?" "Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted. "No! That" she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.
    Wow.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    My favorite sexual position is the JFK.

    I splatter all over her while she's screaming and trying to get out of the car.
    I've never heard that before


    you horrible, horrible man

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    Why are crippled people always picked on?

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Oh that's good.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I'm offended!

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