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Thread: Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens - bikini candids at the beach while on holiday in Mexico (May 2nd, 2011)

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    Cause she knows everyone of us would still fuck the dog snot out of her anyway..

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    If you were a chick and had 2 hot friends that looked great in bikinis and you looked like her....why would you wanna go hang out at the beach with them?
    Hot chicks always keep a beast around to make them look better, the beast usually thinks she is as hot as her friends

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    Yep...fatty gets the cast offs the others don't want.



    I'm a cast off so I know the drill

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    not a castoff, a wingman

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    not a castoff, a wingman
    naw I don't even rate wingman status....I'm the cleaner

    I'll do the ones everyone else thinks are garbage and un-doable




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    They are the only ones drunk enough to do you

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    Exactamondo Pinkey

    When I lived in Banff I picked up a nice little alcoholic redhead and we did the nasty all night at her place.You may have seen this in a movie before and it really did happen to me.We both woke up on the floor the next day, she rolled over and looked at me, said good morning and then she barfed everywhere.

    I was sooo flattered

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    so sexy

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    Nothing like a big steaming pile of puke to say I love you

    I didn't kiss her goodbye, just bailed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Nothing like a big steaming pile of puke to say I love you

    I didn't kiss her goodbye, just bailed
    No kiss, thats no way to start a new relationship.

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    It's a resort town where all of us worked, she lived literally in the other apartment block, 100 feet away.

    The next night she was on to other guys, other adventures...its was a different lifestyle back then
    Damn she had a fine little butt, if it wasn't for the vomit breakfast scene I probably would have tried to double tap that..

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    ok back to the thread!

    I'd pick up the plump one in the pics and while I was rogering her I'd try to get a sneak peak of Vanessa in the other room

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    Such a romantic

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    In the heat of sex...women love it when you call them a different name






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