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    Busted Kirstie Alley has sex for two hours a day



    During a recent appearance on Ellen, Kirstie Alley dropped a bombshell about her sex life: she says she has sex for two hours a day.

    As Ellen DeGeneres' jaw dropped in amazement and the audience gasped and whooped, a bemused Kirstie asked, "How many hours do you guys have?"

    The 60-year-old explained that there is "a prelude, the sex, the winding down"... all totalling a good two hours in the sack each day.

    As for who she's having sex with? Guess that confirms she's doing the tango with her much, much younger Dancing With The Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy (pictured).

    You go girl!

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    Hell yeah..!

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    it doesn't count as 2 hours of sex if 1 hour 59 minutes is spent spelunking to figure out how to hold the gut up so insertion actually takes place...

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    This would have been hot if she looked like she did in the 80s.

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    that could be arranged i think...

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    Probably takes the poor bastard a good hour and a half just to get a boner in the same room as that washed up nut case

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    She's doing it by herself

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    the only thing she does for two hours straight is take in a Krispy Kreme all you can eat buffet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    the only thing she does for two hours straight is take in a Krispy Kreme all you can eat buffet
    baha

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