The python pizza exists

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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Thanks to Pizza Hut's increasingly unhinged array of hotdog-stuffed-cheeseburger-crust whatevers, it takes a lot to surprise us when it comes to pizzas these days.

So full marks to Evan's Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Myers, Florida for this absolute monstrosity.

They've created a special offering called 'The Everglades' which is your standard cheese and tomato pizza. But with alligator meat, frogs legs and python on top. The name is taken from the national park, as pythons have gone wild there.

Unsurprisingly, it isn't cheap and a medium will set you back around $45. It will also haunt your dreams for at least a week. Probably.

Your move, Pizza Hut.

[Griffin]

That's just plain silly, everyone knows you can't put anything containing bones on a pizza.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

My thought exactly

[DemonGeminiX]

To be honest, the alligator and frogs' legs doesn't surprise me. Python, however...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Seems like they need to do something with them anyway, since they are overrunning the state

[redred]

mush

[Hal-9000]

I would try this


ffs we pay almost that much for a large with regular toppings