Is it as good as the real thing? World AIR SEX competition hits Britain

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Andy Wells - The Daily Star




Contestants in the wacky contest stand on stage in front of a live audience and act out a full sexual experience, right down to the hand movements and facial expressions.

With no partner to actually do anything with, imagination and enthusiasm is key to impressing, while a soundtrack of their choosing can help them get in the mood.

The contest involves more than just making a few gyrating movements - participants have to meet their 'partner', before seducing them and taking part in foreplay and, finally, full intercourse.

Chris Trew, founder of the Air Sex World Championship, said: "Imagine something we think about every day - sex - turned into a sport where the goal is to make people laugh.

"Air Sex is a party. Air Sex is an amazing comedy show. Air Sex is a sport where you are invested in the outcome."

The weird competition was invented by a group of single Japanese men in a Karaoke bar in 2006 and comedian Chris, 32, saw it and decided to sex up the air guitar contests he'd been holding.

The official Air Sex World Championship had its debut in 2009 and five competitions later, over a third of competitors are women, with contests held in 30 American cities before an overall champion is crowned.

The only rules are dictated by the state where each competition is held, though participants are warned not to get completely naked and, as with the on-stage lovemaking, all 'endings' must also be simulated.

Now Chris is aiming to make the Air Sex World Championship a truly global affair - and he's starting with the UK.

He added: "Every single person from the UK who has seen the show tells me it would be amazing over there.

"I think it will vibe well with the comedic sensibilities as well - it really needs to happen as soon as possible.

"Sex is a big part of life and framing it in a way that allows us to laugh at it is a very powerful thing.

"The bottom line is the Air Sex Championships is hilarious and you want to witness it."

We might leave the taking part to someone else, though...

[DemonGeminiX]

You guys are on the road to becoming as bad as Japan.

[redred]

We follow you lot way to much

[Goofy]

:inbeforeDee:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Homeless air sex? That must smell terrible

[deebakes]

[Hal-9000]

Beardo is dining at the Y up there

[deebakes]

clearly he is trying to french while holding someones boobs...

[Hal-9000]

holding balls from behind while rimming a buddy

[Griffin]

Hal has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the Territories as far from humanity as possible. Hal sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's just finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Leon... your neighbor from four miles away... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Hal. "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Leon is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem...after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Leon stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Hal says, " Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Leon turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too" "Now that's not a problem," says Hal, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. by the way, what should I wear?"

Leon stops in the door again and says, " Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."