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Thread: Kate Upton - at the "50 Years of Beautiful" event celebrating the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue's 50th Anniversary at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles (Jan 14th, 2014)

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    just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one i guess

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    Hey, Hal likes kesha, and look at her flabby granny ass

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    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    ermm...what?

    Shadows and perspective. If it were me in that pic, my ass would look fantastic too. Fully lit pics of her without a sweater on to hide her junkie midsection make her ass look unremarkable at best.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Hey, Hal likes kesha, and look at her flabby granny ass

    LIKED...

    until Flabbyassgate exposed everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Shadows and perspective. If it were me in that pic, my ass would look fantastic too. Fully lit pics of her without a sweater on to hide her junkie midsection make her ass look unremarkable at best.



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    Quit your yappin'. You like my disabled hairy white boy ass, you perv.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Quit your yappin'. You like my disabled hairy white boy ass, you perv.
    that's a given

    it just seems this girl can do no right in your eyes....and that pic of her above is delicious regardless of the lighting etc....she's gotta have something to begin with to look that good

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    Please don't post a comparison ass pic DGX

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    I said she has a pretty face and she has big tits. I've seen other pics of her ass and I wasn't impressed. To me, her legs and her overall body shape sucks. She looks like a sack of potatoes balanced on two toothpicks. Victoria's Secret said they wouldn't use her as a model, and frankly, I understand their position. She exploded on the scene a few years back and I don't understand all the fuss. There are women out there that are 20 times hotter than she is, and, as far as body shape goes, have the total package.


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    I love her Rubenesque curves and humorous attitude....it's refreshing to see in that world of hoity-toity supermodels...


    and her ass is great, lighting or not


    When my Marilyn movie gets made, you'll see

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    Is that coming before or after your vampire movie?



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    stop reading my mind



    since Twilight came out, the vampire movie has been shelved

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    it will be called Marilyn: The XXX Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I love her Rubenesque curves and humorous attitude....it's refreshing to see in that world of hoity-toity supermodels...


    and her ass is great, lighting or not


    When my Marilyn movie gets made, you'll see
    She's hardly rubenesque.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I thought saying someone was rubenesque was just a nicer way of calling somebody fat.


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