Wishes he was a horse fly!!
Wishes he was a horse fly!!
Thanks Jezter!
Thinks life is just too hard and wants to go out by committing a wild sexual suicidal stunt.
Wants Pepo to be the partner in the above stunt
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Will let pepo have his way - with pepo.
Has a weiner shaped like a string bean
Thanks Jezter!
has an opening just big enough for a string bean.
Has awesome luck for that to happen!
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collects her toe nail clippings to make broth
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
Has a anthill in the backyard to use as spices for her curries
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practices embalming on road kill
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Has a special pair of shoes just for handling the snail problem
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Has do not enter tattoo on her butt
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
Wishes she hadn't got the do not enter tatoo on her butt!
Thanks Jezter!
Enjoys the company of another woman with small hands
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
completely non sexual...she prefers the menopausal afterglow rather than bumpin the uglies