Once tried to light his fart but followed through! Ewww
Once tried to light his fart but followed through! Ewww
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pays a bald-headed midget astrologer to read her horoscope each week
Eats small change
Has a extensive collection of rocks that look like rocks
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
Once won a Paris Hilton look-a-like contest
Thinks Paris Hilton is really a blow up doll controlled by Hugh Hefner
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is considered a world authority on the mating habits of iguanas
Tried to smoke seaweed
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collects pictures of toothless korean men
Has a full sized E.T is his celler he uses to heal himself
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Doesn't like cartoons because they are too real
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
sings Donnie & Marie Osmond tunes in the shower
Can't sit down because of the big zit on his ass. He can't stand the pain that results from putting pressure on it.
hangs out with Hari Krishnas at airports
Uses baby spoons so his hands look huge
Thanks to Goofy for my sig