Lie About the Poster Above You

**Foxdana** · 03-22-2011, 11:30 PM

Once tried to light his fart but followed through! Ewww

**Max** · 03-22-2011, 11:33 PM

pays a bald-headed midget astrologer to read her horoscope each week

**Godfather** · 03-22-2011, 11:40 PM

Eats small change

**MrsM** · 03-22-2011, 11:42 PM

Has a extensive collection of rocks that look like rocks

**Max** · 03-23-2011, 03:09 AM

Once won a Paris Hilton look-a-like contest

**Foxdana** · 03-23-2011, 05:32 AM

Thinks Paris Hilton is really a blow up doll controlled by Hugh Hefner

**Max** · 03-23-2011, 11:16 PM

is considered a world authority on the mating habits of iguanas

**Foxdana** · 03-23-2011, 11:25 PM

Tried to smoke seaweed

**Max** · 03-23-2011, 11:35 PM

collects pictures of toothless korean men

**Foxdana** · 03-23-2011, 11:37 PM

Has a full sized E.T is his celler he uses to heal himself

**MrsM** · 03-24-2011, 12:26 AM

Doesn't like cartoons because they are too real

**Max** · 03-24-2011, 01:05 AM

sings Donnie & Marie Osmond tunes in the shower

**DemonGeminiX** · 03-24-2011, 02:33 AM

Can't sit down because of the big zit on his ass. He can't stand the pain that results from putting pressure on it.

**Max** · 03-24-2011, 05:52 PM

hangs out with Hari Krishnas at airports

**MrsM** · 03-29-2011, 03:49 AM

Uses baby spoons so his hands look huge

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