has often claimed her farts to be queefs!
has often claimed her farts to be queefs!
had sections of his spine removed so he can give himself a BJ - however still doesn't love himself enough to swallow.
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likes to do what she/he said MrsM does
Uses a glove while masturbating because he thinks his hand is ugly
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has a bad habit of chewing his toe nails when aroused
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Has a jar full of cat whiskers
Thanks Jezter!
Catches and interrogates rabbits to see if she can find where the Easter bunny is hiding
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Sniffs her own panties after a long day.
Owns a trailer park for retired circus freaks.
Never understood the enjoyment of "choking the chicken" - all he ended up with was a bunch of dead chickens
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