Stalks old people in retirement homes
Stalks old people in retirement homes
enjoys the company of small rodents
Is a prude.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Only in public
Does not like the look of a naked woman
Is a never-nude
Can throat 9 inches but not 10.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Blows more than just rainbow smoke
Wearing panties
not wearing panties
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Doesn't want to touch my junk
Doesn't want his junk touched by a feces throwing monkey
Wears a chastity belt and ring
has to pee to find his dick.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Has to think about dick to pee
Screams "TRUE NORTH AND FREE" when he orgasms
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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