Jessica Simpson - candids while on the set of a photoshoot in Beverly Hills (May 7th, 2011)

**Hal-9000** · 05-10-2011, 09:41 PM

I would still feel privileged if given the chance to hit that

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-10-2011, 09:57 PM

Not sure what everyone is looking at in this thread...she's far from looking 'fat' or unattractive

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 05-10-2011, 09:58 PM

Her legs while thick, do look muscular. As long as she stays out of those mom jeans.

**Hal-9000** · 05-10-2011, 11:10 PM

I want nudie phone pics or a sex tape before she goes all Kirstie Alley on us

**DemonGeminiX** · 05-10-2011, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by MuddyGut

Yeah that was a while ago... Thats what made her famous... Now she looks like Dixie Carter.. Sorry, I mean Delta Burke..

It wouldn't bode well for Jessica if she looked like Dixie Carter. Dixie Carter's dead.

**Hal-9000** · 05-11-2011, 02:01 AM

if she smells like Dixie Carter I may have to amend my post

**deebakes** · 05-11-2011, 02:40 AM

i'd still hit it

**Hal-9000** · 05-11-2011, 02:43 AM

oh for sure...dead chicks aren't so bad

they're quiet, they're always in the mood and they always agree with your choice of TV shows

**deebakes** · 05-11-2011, 02:53 AM

Finally! Someone else actually gets it

**Hal-9000** · 05-11-2011, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by deebakes

Finally! Someone else actually gets it

Get it? I live it!

**deebakes** · 05-11-2011, 03:03 AM

btw, is she wearing shorts under that thing or what?

**deebakes** · 05-11-2011, 03:04 AM

**Hal-9000** · 05-11-2011, 03:10 AM

hot damn! that is faked???

actually, who cares

**deebakes** · 05-11-2011, 03:14 AM

seems legit

**deebakes** · 05-11-2011, 03:35 AM

Thread: Jessica Simpson - candids while on the set of a photoshoot in Beverly Hills (May 7th, 2011)