I think the owners of this company I work for are going to ask me to buy in to it.
I think the owners of this company I work for are going to ask me to buy in to it.
Gotta get ready to go visit Ma, have a good day gents
DemonGeminiX (09-20-2019), Muddy (09-20-2019), RBP (09-21-2019), Teh One Who Knocks (09-21-2019)
Oh, woah, woah...
Jamie's cryin'!
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
lost in melb. (09-21-2019)
That made me laugh.
"Gentlemen, I appreciate your offer to be an owner of this fine organization. Here's my concern. If I become an owner, I am afraid the business will fail".
“Jones, you’d better join our co-operative life insurance company before that cough of yours gets any worse.”
“I’d like to do it, Ferguson, but I don’t believe I would pass the medical examination.”
“That’s all right. I’m on the examination board. I can get you in.”
“Then I won’t join it, Ferguson. I don’t want to have anything to do with a company that would take a risk on me.”
Chicago Tribune C.1891
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Was at a conference we put on for clients today. An actuary was making a point and said "Who here in this room considers themselves in the bottom 50% of drivers." Guy in the back near me was the only one to put up his hand.... It's one of our brokers who's blind (awesome dude, had a big grin on his face). My coworker and I were stifling our laughter for a few minutes after.
KevinD (09-21-2019), Muddy (09-21-2019), Teh One Who Knocks (09-21-2019)
The kid is going on her first "date" tonite, it's the homecoming dance. Although she swears that her and the boy are only friends.
RBP (09-22-2019)
DemonGeminiX (09-22-2019), Godfather (09-21-2019), RBP (09-22-2019), Teh One Who Knocks (09-21-2019)
Hal-9000 (09-21-2019)
The dude just books without a word after the spotlight
Going to a Chinese banquet wedding tonight. I'll eat anything once and love trying interesting Asian food, but even to me the menu looks intimidating. Birds nest soup with conpoy and Love bird rice, whole abalone with oysters... I'll report back tonight
RBP (09-22-2019)
Never rub another man's rhubarb!
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RBP (09-22-2019)