Hal-9000 (05-20-2019)
So those British militia weebs would march around for a few minutes in their little red tunics, then go get drunk at picnics Hardly a tradition mired in military history
There's a hurricane brewing out in the Atlantic.
Mother nature hasn't gotten the memo that hurricane season doesn't start until June.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
I never said it was a tradition mired in military history. In fact this is exactly what I said - "It's Queen Victoria's Birthday (and Elizabeth the II) or some shit like that. You can google the other stuff about the military and why we celebrate it."
don't be an internet person
And yes they observe the dates and march around and stuff out of respect for the queens. Kinda like you do on Pride Day
Just cut the front lawn and it's around 1 degree...storm is a-brewin out there.
Fourth winter we've had this spring and I beat you this time, fucker
Couple of beers and some cheap whiskey.
Full story because it is funny. I get referred to a sports medicine doctor for a hamstring injury...
Get there and they ask me if I brought a pair of shorts to the appointment. I say no and make a few jokes with the receptionist and she says - We have some shorts you can borrow. I make a joke about wrong day to be wearing my Hello Kitty underwear and she laughs, then runs in and talks to the doctor for a moment. I'm changing into the borrowed shorts and I swear to God I can hear some male laughing and then making Meow sounds, and then two people laughing. It was the doctor.
Shorts they lend me are white satin/silk...very 80's and very female from what I recall. Get in to see the doctor and he examines me, gives some advice and prescribes physio for me. I make my sashaying comment during the exam. Then he makes a small joke saying don't forget to leave the borrowed shorts here. You're the Hello Kitty guy aren't you?
I respond - I get caught wearing my Hello Kitty underwear once in public and all of a sudden - I'm that guy forever. He can't stop laughing and I hear other patients laughing as the physio area is right there and it's huge
Teh One Who Knocks (05-21-2019)