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    Yup, this has runaway shit written all over it.

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    What a morning yesterday …
    8:00 I made a snowman.
    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
    8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
    8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest
    8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
    8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
    8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
    8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"
    8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
    9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
    9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
    Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Looked in the mirror, lately?


    ¿Que?


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    I hate when everything gets all busy all at once

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    I'm going to see my Mom and give her a card...I haven't seen her for a few days and miss her a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    ...if the temps were 60 degrees warmer Noah would be floating by in his ark.
    Last night it was -22, this morning it's 8 degrees. 30 degrees temp change...be careful what you wish for, it's messy out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Last night it was -22, this morning it's 8 degrees. 30 degrees temp change...be careful what you wish for, it's messy out there
    Same here today, yesterday the high was 18° (-8C) and today it's sunny and 54° (12C)

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    And the heat isn't even making a dent in the piles of snow.

    Don't want to have to commute anywhere when the temps drop again...yes, -9 by Thursday The roads will be skating rinks.

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    This whole winter has been bizarre weather-wise

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    We were warned of the 'worst winter in 8-10 years!'

    From October to December it was very average weather and only a couple of dumps of snow.

    However from Christmas on we've had repeated bouts of over -30 weather and about four feet of snow.

    I won't giggle at the prediction next time, them farmers shore know their stuff

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    We need snow badly, in the mountains where all the water comes from to fill the reservoirs in the spring is at historic lows in many of the places. It's going to be scary this spring and summer if it gets as hot as it has been getting the last few summers.

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    Yeah we've had three dry winters in a row and need the same thing. It rarely rains here and it has to happen this spring.

    Last summer seemed so long and soooo dry...and I'm a guy who likes hot weather. Our lawn got toasted

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    Over 11,000 feet in elevation, this place should be buried in snow this time of year

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    That must be a huuuuge hill, going all the way from the Atlantic to the Pacific

    Yeah I sure miss the 35 years or so of having four actual seasons per year.

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    Just had a King Cake for the first time in my life. It's a little underwhelming. Coffee cake with a shitload of sugar.


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