Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[RBP]

Dude. True story, this is perfect that you posted it this morning because I hopped out of bed to tell you guys a story on this very topic


So last night my wife went out with her girlfriends. They ended up at a karaoke bar, and she stumbled in the door at 2am. I made her grilled cheese and she told me over and over that she hadn't had a drink since 11pm and was totally fine (while being virtually cross eyed). She climbs into bed still singing me show tunes (happiest drunk I know) - but two minutes after putting head to pillow she runs to the bathroom and starts yakking. As she's puking the cat's scratching at the bathroom door to let him in, so I do.

Not a word of a lie, the second my wife finishes throwing up and washing, the cat starts puking not once but twice on the hardwood floor That little shit has comedic timing. I wish I had it on video.

[RBP]

My wife gets calls in the evening from work, and has to go in on weekends sometimes. A couple nights ago she said "is it okay if I move our brunch plans Sunday?"

Thinking it was work, I sighed and replied, "context?"

"I want to go to Indianapolis and see the Cowboys clinch the division"



Road trip!

[DemonGeminiX]

You married a Cowboys' fan? Have you no shame?!?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Football is better on TV

[RBP]

You married a Cowboys' fan? Have you no shame?!?

A liberal feminist Cowboy's fan at that.

[DemonGeminiX]

A liberal feminist Cowboy's fan at that.

How does a liberal feminist even know about football? Isn't that, like, evidence of an ancient civilization long dead to them?

[RBP]

How does a liberal feminist even know about football? Isn't that, like, evidence of an ancient civilization long dead to them?

Her thinking is several waves behind the radicals of today. More traditional feminism... equal opportunities, empowerment, fluid gender responsibilities, that sort of thing.

She regularly kicks my ass at daily fantasy. Steel trap mind for stats.

Edit: In fairness, her interest has grown since it became something we do together, and she got into it more. Baseball as well.

[RBP]

My steak was particularly good today.

[RBP]

$600 for 2 tickets to the football game - and that was a bargain. But found a no-fees ticket site. Ticketsheister wanted $121 in fees. C'mon, Man!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Must be nice Mr Richy McRich

[DemonGeminiX]

Third party sellers on Amazon really suck hairy moose cock sometimes. $10 per box of coffee singles? Really?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Third party sellers on Amazon really suck hairy moose cock sometimes. $10 per box of coffee singles? Really?

I think they just throw shit out there and see if it will sell. We were low on credit card readers so I raised the price to substantially higher than all the competitors, so I wouldn't run out of inventory before the new shipment arrived. They started selling faster, I think people thought since it was more expensive it was better

[DemonGeminiX]

Speaking of which, I never got my credit card reader.

[RBP]

I think they just throw shit out there and see if it will sell. We were low on credit card readers so I raised the price to substantially higher than all the competitors, so I wouldn't run out of inventory before the new shipment arrived. They started selling faster, I think people thought since it was more expensive it was better

I had a similar experience. I placed a product in a higher end catalog retailing at $1300. They had another product with the same basic function for $400. I outsold the other one every quarter. Came to the same conclusion, perceived value for non-price-sensitive consumers.

[RBP]

Must be nice Mr Richy McRich

I have a sugar momma.