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    Awesome! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post

    I held my tongue and didn't say anything
    Good choice, better to save it for arts and crafts day at the glass blowing cubicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    something happened today that i thought was pretty hilarious, thought i'd post here.

    so i take my 8 year old son to a required retreat this afternoon. At one of the stations, they were having the kids make dough to make a bread. My kids are used to working around the kitchen, they make many of their own meals and what not. Pretty much we assist with getting things into and out of the oven or using the stove. They both like making breads and all sorts of things, so they are really comfortable with measuring/mixing/baking.

    Anyways, my kid is going to town and having a blast. Another kid in the group looks at his name tag and says, "wow, you really are a baker!" (our last name is Baker for those of you that don't know). I look at this kids mom, and she had an extremely uncomfortable look on her face, which I didn't really understand because I didn't think anything of the comment. Me, being the smartass that I am, thought that I would look at this kids nametag to make some wise ass comment with something about his last name. When I looked at his nametag, I realized why his mom was maybe a little uncomfortable. I shit you not, the kids last name was "Glasscock".

    I held my tongue and didn't say anything

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    i didn't take a picture, but imagine a normal white sticker adhesive namebadge with an 8-year-olds writing of "Glasscock" at the end

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    would be so funny if in parenthesis underneath it said (its really pyrex)

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    FUCK, Dave Brockie died




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    A Richmond local.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    something happened today that i thought was pretty hilarious, thought i'd post here.

    so i take my 8 year old son to a required retreat this afternoon. At one of the stations, they were having the kids make dough to make a bread. My kids are used to working around the kitchen, they make many of their own meals and what not. Pretty much we assist with getting things into and out of the oven or using the stove. They both like making breads and all sorts of things, so they are really comfortable with measuring/mixing/baking.

    Anyways, my kid is going to town and having a blast. Another kid in the group looks at his name tag and says, "wow, you really are a baker!" (our last name is Baker for those of you that don't know). I look at this kids mom, and she had an extremely uncomfortable look on her face, which I didn't really understand because I didn't think anything of the comment. Me, being the smartass that I am, thought that I would look at this kids nametag to make some wise ass comment with something about his last name. When I looked at his nametag, I realized why his mom was maybe a little uncomfortable. I shit you not, the kids last name was "Glasscock".

    I held my tongue and didn't say anything

    I would have struggled too

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBD View Post
    FUCK, Dave Brockie died



    To be fair he doesn't look all that healthy in that picture

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    neither did that pic on blabbermouth

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    OK, I'm sick of this shit.


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    She's a candle burning in my room
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    Pretty soon everybody got one
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    So the IRS came to the conclusion that bitcoin is property, not currency...

    yet,

    ""Does virtual currency that’s paid by an employer in return for services meet the definition of wages for payroll-tax purposes?""

    ""Yes, and it’s also subject to income-tax withholding.""



    So this then makes it a currency, not property, doesn't it??

    You don't withold income tax on property, only currency right??

    fork tongued mfers

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