Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Noilly Pratt]

My next apartment will definitely be top floor. I am sitting here contemplating hacking off Stompy McStomperson's feet.

Lift your fucking feet up when you walk, you fucking cunt.

But then you can have Thumpy McThumperson next door with his house music and shitty stereo, like I do now that a new person has moved in next door in my Townhouse.

Has been living there for a month now and never seen the dude except for last night. Getting the groceries in - I see a shadow on his porch...I nod, he strolls into his place like I'm not there.

[DemonGeminiX]

For a couple of days I won't be coming round
I'm going to go get lost, I think I might skip town
Now I don't mean to pout
But you plain wore me out
Oh baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone.

[Hugh_Janus]

surely I can't be coming down with yet another cold....

[redred]

pussy

[RBP]

Yean, but it aint happy fun time when one is broke as fuck.

PayPal me moneez, people. Keep Jezzie fed!

Do you really need food money??

[Jezter]

Do you really need food money??

Hehe! No no, not really. Just paid all the bills and rent yesty. And I had a lot of bills this time around. So I was left less that I would've liked.

[Godfather]

Nursing a mean bastard of a hangover The girl is working all weekend so I went out with the boys last night. Drank beer, watched hockey, swam in his pool then steamed (terrible idea when drinking) followed by the casino.

And now... I wish to die.

[Goofy]

You ever met some cunt and just clicked from the off? I text this cunt Euan every year for our Dunkeld day oot and he never replies.........well he was at the party tonight and he's coming on the day oot

Gotta renmember this cunts top o the tree quality-wise! His missus had her tongue down my throat....... and not for the first time!!!! Lucky we know each other pretty well

[Goofy]

I think i may be drunk

[Goofy]

I think i may be drunk

You're fuckin steamin ya cunt

[Goofy]

By yon bonny banks....... by yon bonny braes

[RBP]

[RBP]

You ever met some cunt and just clicked from the off? I text this cunt Euan every year for our Dunkeld day oot and he never replies.........well he was at the party tonight and he's coming on the day oot

Gotta renmember this cunts top o the tree quality-wise! His missus had her tongue down my throat....... and not for the first time!!!! Lucky we know each other pretty well

I think i may be drunk

You're fuckin steamin ya cunt

By yon bonny banks....... by yon bonny braes

Just wanted to preserve it.

[Godfather]

Can someone please translate?

[HyperV12]

Can someone please translate?

Goof has a good friend named Euan who was at a party that he was attending. Goof was happy to hear that Euan will be coming to an annual outing he goes to in Dunkeld, a pleasant little market town on the river Tay just off the A9. Euans wife was also delighted to see Goof again.
Goof celebrated this happy news with a few alcoholic beverages and a traditional Scottish folk song.