Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

Im not that impressed by king cake either.

[Godfather]

I just watched a youtube vid where a nerdy science major cooked up some fucking homebrew AAV gene therapy enzymes in a lab to cure his lactose intolerance, place the enzyme in three pills and just gulp them down!! He says two weeks on his lactose intolerance is gone.

I give it 6 months before his GoFundMe is begging for money because he disrupted some genomes needed to repair DNA and prevent cancel throughout his entire digestive system.....

[DemonGeminiX]

What am I going to give up for 6 weeks?

Anal fisting midget amputees?
Cross dressing bank robberies?
Playing the kazoo?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just watched a youtube vid where a nerdy science major cooked up some fucking homebrew AAV gene therapy enzymes in a lab to cure his lactose intolerance, place the enzyme in three pills and just gulp them down!! He says two weeks on his lactose intolerance is gone.

I give it 6 months before his GoFundMe is begging for money because he disrupted some genomes needed to repair DNA and prevent cancel throughout his entire digestive system.....

[Muddy]

What am I going to give up for 6 weeks?

Anal fisting midget amputees?
Cross dressing bank robberies?
Playing the kazoo?

Definitly the Kazoo...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Definitly the Kazoo...

[RBP]

What am I going to give up for 6 weeks?

Anal fisting midget amputees?
Cross dressing bank robberies?
Playing the kazoo?

I am struggling with Easter on April Fools day. The jokes are just too easy.

[Muddy]

I am struggling with Easter on April Fools day. The jokes are just too easy.

Totally.

[RBP]

I want to rant about the neighbor again, but it will read like a bigoted homophobic slur, so I will not.

[Pony]

I want to rant about the neighbor again, but it will read like a bigoted homophobic slur, so I will not.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I want to rant about the neighbor again, but it will read like a bigoted homophobic slur, so I will not.

Do it, you sound like a woman if you end up leaving us hanging

[Muddy]

This is the place to let your freak flag fly, Rainbow.!

[Muddy]

Sooo... Black Panther. I totally dont want to see it over all the bullshit articles coming out about "who is allowed to wear the mask" and "cultural appropriation" and all that other trash.. Count me out!

[RBP]

Alright, fine.

Well you already know I can't stand that fucking prick. The stomping, the yelling at his grandfather, the fucking laziness to change a light bulb or shovel his parking place. Fucking dick.

I also mentioned that after his settlement he lost weight, bought a Camaro, and grew a hipster fag beard. There were odd men in cars picking him up and dropping him off. It became obvious pretty quickly. I never talk to the asshole, but about a week ago, I had a brief conversation with him. Somehow, this 30 year old had developed a complete twink lispy fag voice that he never had before. Seriously, dude? C'mon, man!

So last night, fairly late, I was going out to smoke. There's a package in the door. 1-800-flowers. I was checking the box to see if it was for the downstairs single female or the 2nd floor married female whose husband took a job in AZ and they are temporarily separated. Couldn't find the name, but then saw it. They were for HIM. I just shook my head and laughed. I went outside to smoke and he was arriving home. In the newly discovered twink voice he declares "Oh, it like SO icy". I wanted to puke.

Edit: as I was writing this he dragged furniture above my head then started yelling at his grandfather and stomping in his boots.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sooo... Black Panther. I totally dont want to see it over all the bullshit articles coming out about "who is allowed to wear the mask" and "cultural appropriation" and all that other trash.. Count me out!

I don't think white people are allowed to see it anyways