Jokes on him, sure you can just mail order a bride from the Philippines but once you’re on their mailing list they just keep sending you a new relative every month even if you try and unsubscribe
Jokes on him, sure you can just mail order a bride from the Philippines but once you’re on their mailing list they just keep sending you a new relative every month even if you try and unsubscribe
Well
Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream, I don't believe where I've been
Come on...
Let's do it again!
Do you, you, feel like I do?
Do you, you, feel like I do?
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
1 friend, and 2 family members married spouses originally from the Philippines. It is customary to send a large % of $ to them monthly. And in each case, the spouse kept it secret for a while until found out...Originally Posted by Godfather
In life, there is always either a catch or an additional cost.
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RBP (08-25-2018)
Busy, Busy,Busy. Got home to the A/C not working and a warm house, Traced the issue to a bad capacitor, Push started the fan last night to get the house cooled down but it's gonna be 90F today, Gotta get out and find either a capacitor to fix it myself or a "guy" that can come out this AM before I leave back to the islands for another week.
You could just buy lots of bags of ice and place them around the house
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
It was the flux capacitor, luckily my wild eyed neighbor happened to have a spare in his garage. No idea why he warned me to keep it under 88mph though....
RBP (08-28-2018)
Bags of ice would work better
Simona Halep has become the first No. 1-seeded woman to lose in first round of the U.S. Open in the professional era.
Halep was beaten 6-2, 6-4 by 44th-ranked Kaia Kanepi of Estonia on Monday in a match that was stunningly lopsided and lasted all of 76 minutes.
RBP (08-28-2018)
Now something's dripping into the basement.Bags of ice would work better
RBP (08-28-2018)
I need to get back in shape
I need cataract surgery in my right eye. I bought new glasses and computer glasses in the meantime, but didn't want to invest in new sunglasses as well, so I got some clip-ons.
I decided to call them strap-ons, so I can tell people "I got some strap-ons to use until I have the surgery".
It makes me laugh.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
KevinD (08-29-2018), lost in melb. (09-15-2018), Teh One Who Knocks (08-28-2018)
Hopefully it's one of your island girls.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Because the vat of acid he dissolves the bodies in is leaking?
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