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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    then why the fuck did I get a pair of coppers knocking on my door a couple of years ago asking me if I was making prank phonecalls to the emergency services because whoever was doing it gave them my name and address? . They had the phone number that was making the calls and they asked me if I recognised it.... I asked them why don't you call it and find out who it is? "oh, we can't do that" was the answer
    Obama....wait wut?






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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I have two permanent blisters across the palm of my left hand...seriously
    No big surprises there eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    No big surprises there eh
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I'm right handed you doofus


    I only use my left hand to drive (steering wheel) and to punch things that need to be broken (left fist is stronger than right)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I'm right handed you doofus


    I only use my left hand to drive (steering wheel) and to punch things that need to be broken (left fist is stronger than right)
    I'm right handed too, but.... oh never mind.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    one of my old g/f's was left handed...

    I'd always sigh and say - it feels like someone else is doing it






    she never appreciated the humor

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    I have some money set aside for other purposes, but fuck it... it's Christmas.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    listen here, cockmunch, I'll put money on me having softer hands than you

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    I smell a Wumpus

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    Hmmm... a bunch of aging former fraternity boys at the Tilted Kilt on New Year's Day for the NIU v FSU Orange Bowl. How can I miss THAT?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Hmmm... a bunch of aging former fraternity boys at the Tilted Kilt on New Year's Day for the NIU v FSU Orange Bowl. How can I miss THAT?
    I don't know how you feel about your old college buddies, but, unless I had definite plans that led me to getting laid on that night, then there would be a 99.99% chance that I would get together with my old college buddies. We had so much freakin' fun back in the day and from what I've heard, none of us has changed any.

    Also, one more and I'm done.


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