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  1. 01-22-2013, 08:22 PM #18736
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    Thats funny..
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  2. 01-22-2013, 08:31 PM #18737
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    I'm amazed I kept a straight face TBH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    had a hearse in work today.... I told the apprentice to check the spare tyre (to do this, you've got to open 2 cabinet door things to gain access to the secret compartment under where the coffin sits) one of the guys was hiding in said compartment and just as the apprentice opened the secret doors, the guy let his arm fall out as if it was leaning against the door.... the poor fucker absolutely shit himself! Funny as fuck!!
    mechanic pranks FTW!
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  4. 01-22-2013, 09:00 PM #18739
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Was I sexy!
    dude...I was down there at a bus terminal. You picked me up in some little hot sportscar (I don't know what you drive..) and we drove around LA for hours...beaches, freeways, hill where the Hollywood sign sits....and then it was night, we were at your place and the idea was to smoke our faces off...

    one by one your kids came out with little platters full of different types of dope for us to smoke. You had like 15 kids and they were all young, long haired boys that looked the same. They were Stepford Beatnik children

    never did see your better half but at one point your backyard had a large firepit and it was the Rose Bowl stadium


    I'm glad I woke up
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  6. 01-22-2013, 09:01 PM #18740
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  7. 01-22-2013, 09:04 PM #18741
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    at home, Porky wore a large fluffy black robe like Hugh Hefner and everyone catered to him like a king


    fuck I was laughing when I got up this morning
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  8. 01-22-2013, 09:08 PM #18742
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    Wait, you have dreams about Porky in a robe being serviced by young boys....

    I'm no Freud but... yeah.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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  9. 01-22-2013, 09:16 PM #18743
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    at home, Porky wore a large fluffy black robe like Hugh Hefner and everyone catered to him like a king


    fuck I was laughing when I got up this morning
    I'm big pimpin'





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  10. 01-22-2013, 09:43 PM #18744
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Wait, you have dreams about Porky in a robe being serviced by young boys....

    I'm no Freud but... yeah.
    they were his subservient sons, kind of a Jim Jones sorta thing...









    ok, that doesn't help
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  11. 01-22-2013, 11:10 PM #18745
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    No it doesn't...
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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  12. 01-22-2013, 11:17 PM #18746
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    Hmmmm what to do, what to do....
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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  13. 01-22-2013, 11:25 PM #18747
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
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    nono.. not this.. stand down..
































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  15. 01-22-2013, 11:29 PM #18749
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    Not what I was thinking at all. Although now that you mention it.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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  16. 01-22-2013, 11:31 PM #18750
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    nono.. not this.. stand down..
































    I've heard his problem isn't getting it to stand down....

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