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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    also, today was the first time since last year I've finished work and there was still daylight


    You're not working enough.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post


    2 grand down the fking drain
    Sucks doesn't it.

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    Did you asshole Porky?






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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Having had the 'naughty girl' yesterday talk regarding my eating habits, today I bought some fresh chicken fillets, herb mix and herb potatoes, let's see how long this new regime lasts although I have to confess I haven't eaten anything at all so far today so maybe I still need to work on that.


    Jez
    stop coffee for the first meal...you'd be surprised how your appetite reacts without it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    We had crock pot country ribs cooked in apple juice with onions last night.. Last hour was cooked with Leftys original bbq sauce..
    Hell yeah, maybe I'll try that this weekend






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    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    smacked a deer doin about 30 in a 50. fucker ran between corn fields and I slid 10 feet before I nailed it.

    bastard got up, looked at me, then took off.

    If I'd of had my rifle, I would of splattered that bambi motherfucker
    maybe drive on the highway instead of the fields?




    sorry to hear man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Having had the 'naughty girl' yesterday talk regarding my eating habits, today I bought some fresh chicken fillets, herb mix and herb potatoes, let's see how long this new regime lasts although I have to confess I haven't eaten anything at all so far today so maybe I still need to work on that.


    Jez
    Minz, you magnificent bastard! I hope all the girls were so good at listening to good advice. And sometimes I wish my girl weren't as stubborn as she is and listened to me when I tell her she needs to eat properly... Well done, very well done Minxy Minz! Im proud of you already. *spankhug*
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    stop coffee for the first meal...you'd be surprised how your appetite reacts without it
    Mine wont kick in without coffee...
    Last edited by Jezter; 02-21-2013 at 07:13 PM.

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    Just got off the phone with someone looking to get machining work done....goes thru the whole BS of what he needs, wants a price on the phone. I tell him I can't do anything without a CAD file or seeing the parts first. Then he asks where we are and I give him the cross streets so he can map it out. He sounds confused when I tell him the cross streets so he names off a couple of towns where he thinks we are. I correct him and tell him the city we are in. Then he asks me what state we are in.



    So I tell him Colorado and he says oh, I was looking for someone local and hangs up.


    THE INTERNETS, HOW DOES IT WORK????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    Just got off the phone with someone looking to get machining work done....goes thru the whole BS of what he needs, wants a price on the phone. I tell him I can't do anything without a CAD file or seeing the parts first. Then he asks where we are and I give him the cross streets so he can map it out. He sounds confused when I tell him the cross streets so he names off a couple of towns where he thinks we are. I correct him and tell him the city we are in. Then he asks me what state we are in.



    So I tell him Colorado and he says oh, I was looking for someone local and hangs up.


    THE INTERNETS, HOW DOES IT WORK????????
    I love it when you call a support line and you explain exactly where you are, what the problem is and what you need. Then after 10 minutes of that they say something like - OHHHH, you're in Alberta or Canada....I'll have to forward you on to drone number 2 because we only handle ___ calls.

    and then you get to explain your thing all over again




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I love it when you call a support line and you explain exactly where you are, what the problem is and what you need. Then after 10 minutes of that they say something like - OHHHH, you're in Alberta or Canada....I'll have to forward you on to drone number 2 because we only handle ___ calls.

    and then you get to explain your thing all over again



    The thing is, he most likely found us on Google or some other search engine. Then he would have had to click on our listing to find the phone number. Did he not think that the 303 area code for metro Denver seemed odd if he was looking for a local shop? Or did he not look farther down the Contact Us page and see that we are located in Colorado?


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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    The thing is, he most likely found us on Google or some other search engine. Then he would have had to click on our listing to find the phone number. Did he not think that the 303 area code for metro Denver seemed odd if he was looking for a local shop? Or did he not look farther down the Contact Us page and see that we are located in Colorado?


    I just got off of the phone about 2 minutes ago talking to a coworker in Vancouver. I told her at least 3 times that I lived in Calgary, she even mentioned having relatives here.

    Then as we're saying good bye she says - Just to be clear, you need this entered in the EBF ledger because you're in Edmonton?



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    Is she hot?

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    My Van co-worker?

    I have no idea, we haven't installed those new picture-phones yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I just got off of the phone about 2 minutes ago talking to a coworker in Vancouver. I told her at least 3 times that I lived in Calgary, she even mentioned having relatives here.

    Then as we're saying good bye she says - Just to be clear, you need this entered in the EBF ledger because you're in Edmonton?



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    It makes you wonder how some people survive from day to day

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehlancinator View Post
    It makes you wonder how some people survive from day to day
    it's a media saturated world....too much info and people go through things at light speed thinking that they're effective at their jobs

    I actually have to absorb a lot of info in different forms at my job, sometimes 16 things happen at once...that could have been handled much better if someone stopped to think for 60 seconds

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    Why can't I remember the one thing I was going to go to the store for?

    I've got a list of things that I don't absolutely need right now, but there's one thing that I do absolutely need and I can't remember what the hell it is.



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