Poaching he brain?Originally Posted by redred
oh the other thing since yesterday ,the better half may have broken her Coccyx after poaching he brain in a hot bath then passing out on the floorThis is an English speaking forum redred
Poaching he brain?oh the other thing since yesterday ,the better half may have broken her Coccyx after poaching he brain in a hot bath then passing out on the floor
that's what i was thinking when i read it yesterday
Puts on drunkenese hat: Translation: Wife got drunk in hot tub, fell down, and busted her ass.oh the other thing since yesterday ,the better half may have broken her Coccyx after poaching he brain in a hot bath then passing out on the floor
FBD (10-29-2013)
The radio station asked for parents to call in and tell about the scariest thing they did for/to their children on Halloween
One mom had 2 daughters and the daughters invited over a pack of girls to watch the Stephen King movie IT. No one had seen it except for Mom.
When one of the spookier parts came on, Mom floated a red helium balloon over by the girls watching the movie. They all freaked out and ran into bathrooms and the girl's bedroom.
Meanwhile Mom had put balloons in each bathroom and the bedrooms. She had bought 4 dozen red balloons for the occasion
DemonGeminiX (10-30-2013), Teh One Who Knocks (10-30-2013)
Why does sting keep singing about wanting an Empty V?
Why does sting keep singing about wanting an Empty V?
I'm not in the mood for Halloween this year. I haven't even started watching any horror movies or listening to the "spooky" classical music I usually listen to every year.
I'm just feeling meh this year.
holy shit that mixing board is fuggin huge and heavy
now I have a massive maint job to do on it, put Cramolin on every single one of the...couple hundred pots on the thing..
good costume though man....are you supposed to be Miley Cyrus?I'm not in the mood for Halloween this year. I haven't even started watching any horror movies or listening to the "spooky" classical music I usually listen to every year.
I'm just feeling meh this year.
Kesha
she claims her box is haunted by a ghost and buys a detector that's supposed to pick up ghost-like charges in the atmsophere....she goes on some show, waves the detector near her crotch and the thing starts going off.....then they exorcised her twat and all is well now
unfortunately, the thing no longer works now that it aint haunted
probably coulda fit two priests in there with an assistant
Are kids not even trying anymore? Some little dude walks up in shorts and a wife beater holding his pillow case out. I ask him what he's supposed to be and he just shrugs and holds his damn pillow case out. I gave him a piece of candy instead of the 4 pieces I was giving to everybody else.
my kids were harry potter and obi-wan kenobi
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