Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Goofy]

I think I may have cut off part of my tongue and swallowed it with my rice.....funny, it tasted like chicken

I've never managed to cut off part of my tongue with a fork before




















Oh wait, Canadian eejits use knives instead of forks

[Hal-9000]

Daily Record have taken down the comments section from their "live" stream of the Scotland game, looks like the entire Tartan Army has been typing abuse on it due to the constant drop-outs Fuckin' useless cunts...... thank fuck i've never in my life bought that fucking sad excuse of a newspaper.......

Every time I try to say the C-word, it comes out as cunths

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if I've had my tonsils removed yet..

another couple of scoopfuls of rice and I'll know

[Hal-9000]

I've never managed to cut off part of my tongue with a fork before













Oh wait, Canadian eejits use knives instead of forks

Did you read the post????


We don't have silverware at work, we don't work at a posh bodyshop like you do


so I had to substitute two knives for chopsticks...feeding my inner Asian

[Hal-9000]

If I suck on one knife and pull it out real quick....the serrated edge makes a noise like a zipper when it cuts my mouth

[Hal-9000]

Super Glue will help with the wounds!!!!!!!


brb

[Hal-9000]

mmrphmmmmg....mbbble.....










ffs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

*Danny Torrance voice*

Red Rice, redrice...RED RICE!!!

[Goofy]

[Goofy]

Did you read the post????


We don't have silverware at work, we don't work at a posh bodyshop like you do


so I had to substitute two knives for chopsticks...feeding my inner Asian

Takeaway shops in my country tend to provide free plastic cutlery with things like rice........ that means a fork

[Hal-9000]

HEY!

I just found out if I jam a knife hard enough into the roof of my mouth, my nose wiggles

[DemonGeminiX]

Choose 12 from 24... I wonder if I could glean anything from looking at the states of the game?

[Hal-9000]

oh noes...in the past 20 hours I've eaten enough rice to feed a small Japanese community


rice-coma setting in....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Hal-9000]

now I'm gonna be sleepy again in an hour