Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[FBD]

fk you, furnace! no ignition. time to go dig out the flukemeter and get to work...HVAC is about the only stuff I havent really gotten my hands dirty on yet...but fuck it, I can test voltages and see where the problem is.

at least I hope that's how it goes I already checked and have no bleed issues.

[Hal-9000]

I had a dream that Porky visited me last night....but we were in Cali...but we were looking at the mountains west of my house...but we were driving his car....and there were naughty mature ladies in it too...and some sorta theme park...

[redred]

every time i have to update tapatalk i need to check that the alerts are turned off , porky sends me texts to my phone in the middle of the night

[Hal-9000]

Porky never texts me

[redred]

it's not good i'm usually half asleep and think somehow porky has my mobile number

[Jezter]

This limited edition beer with bourbon finish is pretty good I have to say.

[redred]

i got a jim bean honey the other day , that tastes good , but not as good as Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka which i also got , that stuff is great

[Jezter]

i got a jim bean honey the other day , that tastes good , but not as good as Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka which i also got , that stuff is great

Funny thing is, I held that exact same Jim Beam Honey in my hand and wondered if it is good...and when checking the price of Finlandia, I noticed this weird greenish vodka, and it was that damn Bison Vodka! Jeesus fuck dude...what are the odds you mentioning those exact same products!?
Then picked up this special brew.... it is goooood.

[Jezter]

i got a jim bean honey the other day , that tastes good , but not as good as Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka which i also got , that stuff is great

Funny thing is, I held that exact same Jim Beam Honey in my hand and wondered if it is good...and when checking the price of Finlandia, I noticed this weird greenish vodka, and it was that damn Bison Vodka! Jeesus fuck dude...what are the odds you mentioning those exact same products!?
Then picked up this special brew.... it is goooood.

[Hal-9000]

Funny thing is, I held that exact same Jim Beam Honey in my hand and wondered if it is good...and when checking the price of Finlandia, I noticed this weird greenish vodka, and it was that damn Bison Vodka! Jeesus fuck dude...what are the odds you mentioning those exact same products!?
Then picked up this special brew.... it is goooood.

years ago my boss gave me a bottle of Bison Vodka and a bottle of some sort of schnapps...about 175 proof. My friends picked up some Australian dudes hitch hiking and we had them over for drinks that night...

I was slamming the vodka and schnapps straight and we lied to them saying all Canadians drink this way every night ( I was IMPAIRED..) it was also about -35 out and a guy wanted to piss outside because the bathroom was busy....we told him that in this extreme cold, he had to hold his pee as long as possible, then fire it out really fast...because the cold weather would freeze the pee mid-stream and go back up into his penis

they believed every word and thought we were warriors

[Jezter]

years ago my boss gave me a bottle of Bison Vodka and a bottle of some sort of schnapps...about 175 proof. My friends picked up some Australian dudes hitch hiking and we had them over for drinks that night...

I was slamming the vodka and schnapps straight and we lied to them saying all Canadians drink this way every night ( I was IMPAIRED..) it was also about -35 out and a guy wanted to piss outside because the bathroom was busy....we told him that in this extreme cold, he had to hold his pee as long as possible, then fire it out really fast...because the cold weather would freeze the pee mid-stream and go back up into his penis

they believed every word and thought we were warriors

Amateurs... But the exact same kind of fun we have with innocent little foreigners. But first we bathe them in 100C sauna and roll around in snow or go take a dip in a hole in the ice. The looks man, the looks...you should see them. It is betweem disbelief and WTF. And for the rest of the night they aint got balls to dispute anything we say is "tradition" or "the way we do it in Finland". Fuckers end up embarrassing themselves for good laughs. It is mean, yes...but fun!

[Hal-9000]

Amateurs... But the exact same kind of fun we have with innocent little foreigners. But first we bathe them in 100C sauna and roll around in snow or go take a dip in a hole in the ice. The looks man, the looks...you should see them. It is betweem disbelief and WTF. And for the rest of the night they aint got balls to dispute anything we say is "tradition" or "the way we do it in Finland". Fuckers end up embarrassing themselves for good laughs. It is mean, yes...but fun!

it's such a long story...we had a girl from Minnesota with us that night too and she joined right in with the bullshitting about drinking and peeing in cold weather. I'm sure those Aussie guys went home thinking that all North Americans are animals.....after I was telling the guy about peeing outside in the cold for men, she told them it's worse for women and how she had to light a fire, squat down and not burn her muff when pissing outside

I was rolling on the ground laughing ...plus the fact we were drinking super high test booze and the Australians were used to beer only..

[Jezter]

it's such a long story...we had a girl from Minnesota with us that night too and she joined right in with the bullshitting about drinking and peeing in cold weather. I'm sure those Aussie guys went home thinking that all North Americans are animals.....after I was telling the guy about peeing outside in the cold for men, she told them it's worse for women and how she had to light a fire, squat down and not burn her muff when pissing outside

I was rolling on the ground laughing ...plus the fact we were drinking super high test booze and the Australians were used to beer only..

Good times, good times.

Im off to sauna with my buddies though. So, see you tomorrow! Black Seal rum beckons after sauna.

[Hal-9000]

Good times, good times.

Im off to sauna with my buddies though. So, see you tomorrow! Black Seal rum beckons after sauna.

do you guys pretend you're Vikings frolicking in the mist after a tough battle?

[FBD]

so glad my sauna is in my workout room, and I'm the only male allowed to use it