Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

The good ol' days when you could smack a little shit, for being a little shit

Fuckin guy took our ball away at recess time..he intended it to be for a month. We were caught playing a form of football called Murderball. Two soccer goals and the rules were...you could run with the ball for as long as you wanted holding it. You could pass it, kick it....and it was full tackle. Kids were getting bruised and cut up pretty bad so he tried to impose Marshall Law.

We formed a group, made a complaint to the principal and got the ball back

[Hal-9000]

I loved the smell of the mimeograph copied sheets and their purplish print

TEACHER! Can I help with setup? I know where the toner is! *sniiiifffffffffff*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Hal-9000]

damn that brings back memories



In the pics above there are two guys I fought with...they were both in grade 6. Curtis and Wes.....they were bigger, sports guys and tried to pick on kids in lower grades. I thumped them both in the park behind my house....my Mom watched me lay a beating on Curtis and gave me a hug after

[Hal-9000]

I'm almost in tears here....there's a pic of me at a school dance waltzing with a girl, I must be 2 feet taller than my dance partner due to a weird growth spurt in grade 4

[PorkChopSandwiches]

post em up

[Hal-9000]

no way san hose...I already went through 3 years of nicknames because of my giantism....you would do things..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no way san hose...I already went through 3 years of nicknames because of my giantism....you would do things..

[Hal-9000]

I was a badass dresser though...checked pants with huge flairs at the bottom, thick high heeled shoes and dress shirts with big collars open down the chest....fook me if I would have had some gold chains my name would have been Pimp daddy Leroy Washington III

[Hal-9000]

the bad part was that I hit 6 feet in grade 5...then stopped completely.

so all of the kids I intimidated from grades 4-9, all caught up or exceeded that height at one point near high school... and I became average Joe

[Hal-9000]

I was a fat little muffin at various points growing up

my folks said I was... big boned, husky, mature for my age ( nice one Mum)

my brother on the other hand walks up to me one day and says - I don't want a fat little brother ...and he literally took my bowl of ravioli away from me. I used to scarf down one of those large family size cans of ravioli and 4 pieces of toast for lunch, so he may have had a point

[Goofy]

Dave King has called an EGM at Rangers to get rid of the entire fucking scumbag bastard board! Best news we've had in ages! The King has spoken, long live the King!


Honestly, if they made a movie about what has gone on at Rangers the last few years no-one would ever fucking believe it!


I feel a celebratory beer/whisky combo coming on!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Goofy]

I don't care, i'm happy as a happy thing on happy tablets

[Goofy]

Bottle of Peroni, large glass of Balvenie Caribbean cask