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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Not even one mention about it being Friday the 13th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Not even one mention about it being Friday the 13th.
    My plumber smacked his head on a beam under the house. I mentioned it to him..

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    is it just me or does everyone elses pc start to slow when it gets near virus update time

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    is it just me or does everyone elses pc start to slow when it gets near virus update time
    my pc doesn't slow...because I don't shop at Dick-gifs-R-us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Hey, we have a Community Organizer as President of The United States, I think Porky can manage the planning commission
    porky hasnt spent years studying the town's bylaws with the express intent of figuring out how best to dismantle them, though

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    After he and I had an epic drinking session last night, some wisdom from my man's man brother in law...

    "My fucking 15 year old daughter is wearing a dress to the Valentine's dance that barely covers her pussy. Then I have my 17 year old son who isn't going and is proud to be running around the house in a Grinch onesy. I don't understand the fucking boys these days."
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    To the daughter: Go get changed into something more respectable or you're not leaving the house. Have a little more respect for yourself, or no one will ever have any respect for you.

    To the son... I got nothing. Your friend's fucked.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Well it's down to 14F out (started the morning at 26F) and it looks like the snow is finally letting up, guess I'd better get dressed and go do the driveway before the temps drop another 20 degrees.

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    I'm just glad that foot of snow thursday missed us and dumped out into the ocean - we're getting another 5, 6 inches today-tomorrow. This is the most snow I remember since like 94

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    It's cold and windy so it was about a losing battle. I think we have 5 inches out there but it's hard to tell because it's drifting so much. Got done with the drive and the walks, came in to shower, sat down and heard the plow go by burying the end of the driveway. Guess I'd better get out there again before it gets any colder....

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    I'm about to get dressed and head over to the grage and there's some snow out there but I aint bothering with it today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBD View Post
    porky hasnt spent years studying the town's bylaws with the express intent of figuring out how best to dismantle them, though
    Porky hasn't spent years studying the town's bylaws........... you could have just finished the sentence there

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    Porky's gonna read these posts and say to himself, " Wait. The town has bylaws?"


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    porky only stands for straight laws

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