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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady View Post
    I would estimate that 90% of all coworkers blow donkey dick whilst getting fisted by a giraffe.
    Now that is quite something!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinD View Post
    Facing thieves are lucky I didn't catch them. Oh, and Odessa PD? Yall suck

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    Ball busting porn....for the love of god, why?

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    48 hours - Damaged nerve endings have started to regrow and your sense of smell and taste are beginning to return to normal.

    72 hours - Your entire body will test 100% nicotine-free and over 90% of all nicotine metabolites (the chemicals it breaks down into) will now have passed from your body via your urine. Symptoms of chemical withdrawal have peaked in intensity, including restlessness. The number of cue induced crave episodes experienced during any quitting day have peaked for the "average" ex-user. Lung bronchial tubes leading to air sacs (alveoli) are beginning to relax in recovering smokers. Breathing is becoming easier and your lung's functional abilities are starting to increase.







    I'm at the magical 3 day mark (72 hours). This is the time when the body really starts looking for nicotine because most of it is purged. Blood sugar levels rise and fall hourly and the dopamine/nicotine cycle is interrupted to the point where depression, cravings and irritability will peak.

    BULLSHIT I FEEL FINE!!!!!




    I'll see you folks in a couple of days...I feel weird (er)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I'll see you folks in a couple of days...I feel weird (er)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Ball busting porn....for the love of god, why?
    Right up there with nut kicking porn....guy is standing there naked, tied up. Chick walks in with some pointy shoes and sets up for the field goal...and I'm scrambling to find to my mouse to change the damned channel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Right up there with nut kicking porn....guy is standing there naked, tied up. Chick walks in with some pointy shoes and sets up for the field goal...and I'm scrambling to find to my mouse to change the damned channel
    It just makes no sense...and who are these guys they find that WANT to be in these videos???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    It just makes no sense...and who are these guys they find that WANT to be in these videos???
    Guess it's no different than those vids with chicks all tied up with rope, clothespins and clamps all over the place, heavy metallic objects fastened to their hoo-hahs....

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    True, I guess I just don't understand the people that get off on pain like that

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    I've been fighting chronic facial pain for 13 years ...I REALLY DON'T get it

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    gotta go


    have a happy Friday everyone

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    I physically feel pretty bad...ask DGX, he's been there


    I hate being a junkie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I physically feel pretty bad...ask DGX, he's been there


    I hate being a junkie

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