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    Mom always told me it was just perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HyperV12 View Post
    Hope you have as good a day as is possible laddie.
    Ya it ended off last night with a dental appointment where they cut my gums, put some filling material up near my brain and the freezing froze my lips and face but not my tooth

    it was such a pleasure I almost shit my pants right there in the chair


    thanks mate, the Mom time went well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post




    She sounds like a keeper
    and she stole car parts as well??


    hard workin junkie

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    Hands off, she's mine

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    her misdemeanor in another country is likely here...she's mine!

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    Where the hell is PCS?

    Feels like he hasn't insulted me for days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    her misdemeanor in another country is likely here...she's mine!
    I'm guessing that's a typo and they meant another county, she doesn't seem like the type to have a passport

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Where the hell is PCS?

    Feels like he hasn't insulted me for days...
    I was just thinking the same thing

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    Her passport is her stolen Honda


    I wonder if she was ripped on heroin when you saw her the other morning?

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    I would almost guarantee it

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    eh, some people have a piece of toast, some pick up the syringe for breakfast...who are we to judge

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    They say that heroin is making a big comeback

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    an old friend of mine had a shot of morphine into his foot (not medical)

    girl with him gave him a pail, he barfed into it and then said it felt like being in a warm bath...

    one night a couple of months later we were walking home from the bar and stopped for a roadside whiz. I pissed on the back of his leg as a joke, he noticed, got real angry and I said - Hey! It's just like being a warm bath! FOR FREE!







    it took him a long time to forgive me for that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Ya it ended off last night with a dental appointment where they cut my gums, put some filling material up near my brain and the freezing froze my lips and face but not my tooth

    it was such a pleasure I almost shit my pants right there in the chair
    Big baby

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    Did they indict that smug bitch yet?


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