Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hugh_Janus]

its the only way I can get a woman to touch me

[Hugh_Janus]

also, r.i.p my curls

[Noilly Pratt]

Made me remember when a dental assistant picked me up while inspecting my teeth. We dated for a few months, and she eventually told me "when I 'accidentally' leaned over you and practically put my breasts in your face, and later brushed my hip against your hand tightly gripping the chair arm (I dislike dentist visits!), that was no accident".

[DemonGeminiX]

Jesus, that pepper was hot. What the hell, Papa Johns? Peperoncini are not supposed to burn like that.

[allsmiles]

Your butt's going to be feeling that one later.

[DemonGeminiX]

Nah, I've eaten hotter and have been fine.

[allsmiles]

I was talking to the hairdresser after explaining how I wanted my barnet to look and she was in love with my hair.... totally groping it and I told her I love having it long (insert penis joke) and I think it looks cool as fuck, but that I'm gutted it doesn't suit me and that I look better with short hair. Half way through cutting it she said "you do look better after just cutting the back and sides" and after finishing, she said I actually do look good with short hair.... then she asked what I was doing later and that she finishes at 17:30

#inyourface


okay, I made that last bit up, but I did give her an actual cheeky wink

I had to Google what "gutted" meant. Does not mean the same thing here. Now your story makes more sense.

[Hugh_Janus]

it can mean the same thing over there.... but obviously in a different contexty

[Hugh_Janus]

hugo boss unlimited.... opinions?

[DemonGeminiX]

Never tried it. I don't wear a whole lot of cologne to begin with, although I do have several bottles of it.

[Hugh_Janus]

can't get motivated today

[FBD]

what kind of asshole promoter makes sure he pays himself ahead of half the bands on a bill.....and next day, all n*gger rich, goes calling around trying to find weed. you motherfuckin piece of shit.

[allsmiles]

Sounds like a real a-hole

[FBD]

had to jet the show fri night early since we were filling in and had plans to meet up for breakfast at 10 for the drive down to nyc, so I told him I'd catch up with him later on whatever got made...

I ask him yesterday, knowing about his weed search (one of my buddies txts me ans says why is this dude looking for X's #? I replied back I'll give you ONE guess and we both laughed) how's we do at the door.....um....uhh...ummm......um....well, I think about 40 people came....(there was a LOT more than 40 people there you prick!)

at which point I just left the room....he's kind of an old school friend of ours that has been around the scene forever (but never picked up a mic, an instrument, or ran a show until recently where he figured out he could allot himself weed money for making a couple phone calls) but by this point he's just pissing everyone off.

MFer did not even man the door, so who knows how many people got in without paying. (he usually tries to con someone else into manning the door for him, but the 1 guy that always does it wasnt available)

a *real life* pig pen.

literally. he smells. BAD. his room where he lives, is utterly unbearable. he must have severe anosmia, because I retch just walking past....its one reason I'm glad to have lost the studio. its a fkn commercial zone and people and dogs should not be living there, much less 2 people and 2 dogs. but at least the other drunk fatass washes himself and his dog.

this dude, quarterly, whether he thinks its needed or not.


he actually brought a girl in that room a month or two ago.

needless to say, I'm pretty sure he didnt get in her pants. and my buddy wanted to bang her just to piss him off

(anyone who knows this dude would immediately know who I am referring to if they read this )

/rant

[DemonGeminiX]

Now what the hell? They're raising my fucking insurance premiums $50 from the original rate I paid when I signed up with them, after an uneventful 6 months! I haven't been stopped or had an accident or anything. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?