I've got a good one for you guys...my buddy's got a 2 year old who loves his pops...mom was watching him and let him a bit too unattended and he got too close to the pool, so my buddy yelled at her for it, so she had to yell back telling him shut the fuck up (some non americans dont really have that same view on the f word since its not their native tongue)... so anyway, a half hour or so later, my buddy goes to run out to the store and asks her what was that something you asked me to get at the store, and she got bitchy at him since she told him twice already, and in comes the boy with a pool noodle, starts whappin' her on the head going shut the fuck up, mom! shut the fuck up! mom! shut the fuck up!
it was all my buddy could do not to piss himself laughing....see wifey, he learned that one from you hahahaha
I love my friends kids.
and damned glad mine's grown now