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    No way that one of your Uber passengers could have gotten hold of your number or anything like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    No way that one of your Uber passengers could have gotten hold of your number or anything like that?
    I don't think so? It was a Kentucky number, not that that means much any more with cell portability.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Buy a gun, RBP. Oh wait, you can't, because Illinois is full of fuckin' Nazis.

    Going to the PD was the right thing to do. Buy an aluminum baseball bat... or a chainsaw or something.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Buy a water gun and fill it with the hottest sauce you can find...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    Buy a water gun and fill it with the hottest sauce you can find...
    Or fill it with this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Or fill it with this:

    Well shit, I was trying to keep him out of prison...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Buy a gun, RBP. Oh wait, you can't, because Illinois is full of fuckin' Nazis.
    . Buy an aluminum baseball bat... or a chainsaw or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    Buy a water gun and fill it with the hottest sauce you can find...
    They banned all of those too. To protect the children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    They banned all of those too. To protect the children.


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    I had a guy do something like this to me. After he said he and his buddies where coming I just paused and said "OK, I'll be waiting" and asked if heard that noise and he said yes, I said "thats just me loading a round in the chamber, game on" and hung up. Never called again.

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Doesnt really work if your not actually releasing the bolt on your assault rifle though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Or fill it with this:

    That explains the twin towers!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I am taking an extra class on military culture. This was in the week 1 resource materials:

    Illinois activated Guard members in 1993, 1994, and 1995 to support local law enforcement following the riots that took place in Chicago following the Chicago Bulls’ NBA Championship wins.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I believe this month marks 10 years for me interacting with you lot.

    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Or 10 years of us putting up with you

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