The barrels on those handguns are too short to own up here unless you're in law enforcement/security
I'm exercising some willpower and holding off from proverbially pulling the trigger on this purchase right now. As much as it pains me to do so, I've got other bills to deal with, and birthdays coming up, not to mention Christmas and car insurance will be due soon, plus some car work that needs to be done.
Being financially responsible sucks sometimes.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
Me: Hey, you were still asleep so I went ahead and got a birthday present for today.
Her: I saw that!
Me: is it okay? he can make his own marble tracks!
Her: Well, it's not very age appropriate. It says 6 and up.
Me: What? The choking hazard says 3, and he's 4.
Her: He's 2.
Me: Oh c'mon. He's not 2. [looks at invite] Oh. He's 2. So you're saying I shouldn't give a choking hazard to a 2 year old.
Her: Probably not.
Me: Okay. Back to Target.
[goes to Target. My neighbor is working the service counter]
Me: Hi Brian.
B: Oh hey, just a return?
Me: Yes. She said I shouldn't have bought a choking hazard for a 2 year old.
B: Well, you want the child to have fun, but you want him to live.
Wow, even socially awkward Brian went all sarcastic on me. This is why she's in charge of gifts.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Those "__ Age +" things are just a recommendations though right? Like Best Before dates..
I've got a couple little cousins age 2 & 4. I just want to buy them cap guns and lego but I supposed that has to wait a few more year
And whatever happened to cap guns? They used to have huge selections in every dollar store. When we were growing up we had a dozen of them, some were really sweet too, made of cast iron and with little orange plugs you could easily pull off. Spent years playing cops and robbers with them in the forest with all the neighborhood kids. Now you barely see them in the dollar store!
Can you believe that this past weekend was the 25th anniversary of the release of Nirvana's 'Nevermind' album?
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They changed the hotmail interface again, dammit!
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Hotmail?
Sorry