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    Must have been shitty plumbing to begin with. Either that or state building requirements were virtually nonexistent when the house was built. You may want to do an inventory on things that could go wrong in and with the house and check them out in detail.


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    I just remembered Leslie Nielsen's dead and now i'm sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    I just remembered Leslie Nielsen's dead and now i'm sad

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    Surely you can't be serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    We're not getting any gas inside the house, the water heater and the furnace won't fire. Already had the power company and check the gas lines to the house last night.



    Did you curse me? now my furnace wont stay lit.

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    Damn, guys!

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    This shipping company better deliver this gun safe today, undamaged. I'm tired of this bullshit.


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    They are going to kick it off the lift gate as they are driving by your house at 35 mph..

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    A shotgun slug can travel faster than 35 mph.


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    Can you travel faster than this guy though..?


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    Depends. If I can get a clear shot to his kneecaps, I bet I could travel faster than him while sitting still. Good thing I'll never have to find out.


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    You wont get a clear shot sitting in jail!!! c'mon man!

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    The status has changed to 'out for delivery'. It's on its way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    You wont get a clear shot sitting in jail!!! c'mon man!
    There's no where saying I'd go to jail.


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