Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[RBP]

Daddy Trump told me it was cool, we're square

You're more docile this week. I am going to assume the wife's back and you got some pussy.

[Godfather]

She's still gone but came home last weekend to bang me and tell me to stop arguing with people on the internet all night. You'd like her

[RBP]

She's still gone but came home last weekend to bang me and tell me to stop arguing with people on the internet all night. You'd like her

So I was right.

I like her already. You should totally wife her.

[DemonGeminiX]

You're charging me a baggage fee to stow my wheelchair? It's not like I can carry it on and stow it in an overhead bin nor is it like I can just leave it at home.

[redred]

That's shit mate, sure stuff like that and kids pushchairs are free with our airlines

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm thinking it might be against the law, but I think I should call the Department of Transportation and ask them before I fly into a rage at the airport and cause a scene tomorrow.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ah but Canada is party of NATO and so you're bound by Article 5, the principle of collective defense that binds members together, committing them to protect each other in the spirit of honor and solidarity, so if you invade us, you must then invade... yourself

I N C E P T I O N

That just gives us an excuse to sack Commiefornia.

[redred]

Seems strange for this day an age mate when people protest for the most stupid of things, something like your chair should be free

[DemonGeminiX]

It is free. I looked it up. It seems a few people are passing off bad information. They've been corrected.

[Griffin]

A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheelchair.

[Godfather]

Almost Friday boys! We're doing it!

[Godfather]

Came home from work, did a 30 minute exercise, now I'm sitting with my pants off eating an egg and cheese sandwich with wine.

Bachelor life is indeed all that it's cracked up to be.

[Griffin]

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guys penis isnt orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a persons life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, Im getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isnt the reason.

He asks the guy, "Hows your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."

[Godfather]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tough day yesterday, it was my dad's birthday. The first one to come up since he passed last year. Didn't think it would hit me as hard as it did. And of course next week on Tuesday it will be one year since he passed, thinking that day might be a bit worse. So, if I'm not myself between now and then, that's why. Apologies in advance.