Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[redred]

$100 for the PPV (in HD, $10 less in SD) for the Mayweather/McGregor fight

you mean a free stream really don't you

[Godfather]

$100 for the PPV (in HD, $10 less in SD) for the Mayweather/McGregor fight

Ya pretty steep eh. I'm planning on having 5-10 buddies over though. Split a few ways it's still way cheaper than going to the bar to watch.

[Godfather]

RAOMD

You millennials and your abbreviations I don't know that one

[RBP]

You millennials and your abbreviations I don't know that one

Random Act of Muff Dive That should solve it.

[DemonGeminiX]

I think it depends on the timing. If I make a commitment and you would like me to renege for you, you have to accept my call. However, if I made the choice with no prior commitments, then you have the right to take issue with my decision.

Logically, you're correct. And all of 1% of women might agree with you. The other 99% aren't wired that way.

[DemonGeminiX]

Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what you please.

[Godfather]

Absolutely bagged. Was out till 4am last night, ended the night at the casino where I got shit hot rolling on the craps table. My nickname from the old dudes was "Big White"

Thankfully the bike ride home staved off a hangover.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[KevinD]

At Moms. Heading back to work in am. Not looking forward to it. It's beginning to sink in that the company I work for is full of dipshits at the middle management level.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You are 2 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to be killed by a shark

[Goofy]

You are 2 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to be killed by a shark

Whats the odds of being killed by a shark-infested vending machine?

[Muddy]

0%

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whats the odds of being killed by a shark-infested vending machine?

Sharks don't fit inside a vending machine

[Goofy]

Sharks don't fit inside a vending machine

Baby sharks do

[Hugh_Janus]

service adviser: "hey, hugh, can you have a look at this lady'd car, she's waiting in reception" *hands me work sheet*

me: "okay, where are the keys?"

sa: "in the office"

me: "you mean the office you and this work sheet just came from?"

sa: .....

me:


retards... retards everywhere